natblida
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Me: *starts to get a cold*

Also me, a Grown Ass Adult: *drinks a glass of orange juice* There, that should do it.


natblida
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Time ago

I was distracted by something like three hours ago and haven't been able to get back on task since, an autobiography by Natblida.


natblida
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Yo where the active users at.


natblida
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Anyway I think our culture's naming customs are fucking stupid and it should just be a thing that once you hit a certain age (idk which one) you get to pick your own name, because at the end of the day, what is more powerful than being able to name someone or something?

And listen, I know people change their names for a variety of reasons these days and that's totally fine but I just think everybody should get to do it unless they really really like the one they were given at birth and no, I won't be taking questions at this time.


natblida
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So like, I'm new to this, but Dungeons and Dragons just looks like some really complicated version of the game Beat the Dealer.


natblida
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tbh is there anything in this world more painful than small talk?


natblida
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Self care is listening to Sarah Jessica Parker sing "Come Little Children" from the Hocus Pocus soundtrack on repeat regardless of the time of year and imagining yourself as some fancy colonial witch whose only worries are eating children before sunrise and looking fabulous for all eternity.


natblida
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Self care is listening to Queen's entire discography and pissing off everybody around you.


natblida
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How to know when your nail polish is done drying:

  1. It's not.

natblida
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Can someone explain to me how twelve gajillion dollar movie or TV productions never seem to include a budget for realistic looking wigs? …Like? Why?


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